Archive for May, 2007
Say It Ain’t So…woah woah
• May 31, 2007 • 3 CommentsPosted in Belvedere, Berkeley, Bill Nye, Emmy Rossum, Screech, Toph, alison, allison, allison stokke, douche, emmy, justin, justin siegel, proactiv, rossum, siegel, stokke, stussy, turd, vodka
Stokke-It to Me, Baby!
• May 31, 2007 • 1 CommentPosted in Bears, Berkeley, Toph, University of California, alison, allison, allison stokke, pole vault, stokke, track meet
Game, Set, Match…
• May 30, 2007 • Leave a CommentPosted in Anna, Enrique, Iglesias, Kournikova, Ricky Martin, bailamos, racket, tennis
Paris Hilton Is a Fartbasket
• May 18, 2007 • 2 CommentsPosted in Mexico, addition, airbrush, babes, backstreet boys, billionaire, blowhan, cocaine, coke, diarrhea, dope, drugs, drunk, ecstacy, fame, fart, fartbasket, flatulence, hardcore, harlot, heiress, hilton, hot, idiocy, intelligence, jail, knockers, lindsay, lipstick, loblow, lohan, lohandjob, macaulay culkin, milkshake, millionaire, money, morals, nick carter, panties, paris, paris hilton, pole, reality, rich, smoking, stripper, travis knight, vajayjay, values
Shallow Pockets, Thin Teams
• May 17, 2007 • 5 CommentsPosted in Adam LaRoche, Andruw Jones, Bob Wickman, Bobby Cox, Chipper Jones, Chris Saabo, Coco Crisp, Dave Justice, ESPN, Kelly Johnson, Liberty Media, Marcus Giles, Met, Mike Hampton, NL East, New York, OBP, Rafael Soriano, Scarlett, Ted Turner, Time Warner, Vlad Guerrero, WORTH, Willie Harris, anthony lerew, atlanta, average, barry bonds, baseball, baseball pants, beer, braves, budget, bullpen, bum, catcher, championship, cleats, clemens, cliff floyd, closer, comeback, control, cormier, cottage cheese, craig wilson, daisuke, davies, defense, diaz, dice-k, division title, free agent, frenchy, home run, hudson, innings, jacque jones, james, julio lugo, kj, knockers, left bench, lerew, major leagues, mark beurhle, mark redman, mark wohlers, marlins, matsuzaka, matt harrison, mcCann, men's league, mike gonzalez, mike lowell, mlb 2k7, pirates, pitcher, playoffs, postseason, power, recreation, red sox, reggie sanders, right field, roger, ron gant, runs, salty, smoltz, sports, steroids, t ball, the show, third base, thorman, tom glavine, triceps, velocity, warhorse, white sox, wild card, world according to bob, world series, yankees
ALOHA, A Lohan!
• May 15, 2007 • 4 CommentsPosted in adolescence, airbrush, babes, blowhan, cocaine, comeback, dina, drugs, drunk, ecstacy, el-blow, exotic dancer, fame, hardcore, harlot, hot, koosh, kumquat, lindsay, ll cool, loblow, lohan, lohandjob, mean girls, money, morals, nomenclature, nose candy, photoshop, redhead, roller coaster, sexy, vajayjay, winning the lottery
Hit Me Baby One More Time…Really Fricking Hard
• May 12, 2007 • Leave a CommentPosted in Britney, Britney Spears, Federline, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, Spears, comeback, concert, exotic dancer, fame, jean shorts, mullet, reality, rough, stripper, teet, values
Can’t Take da’ Ghetto Out da’ Brother.
• May 11, 2007 • 2 CommentsPosted in Afghanistan, ESPN, Mexico, NFL, Pakistan, Ron Jeremy, Russia, assault, assault rifle, beef jerky, court, dogfight, exotic dancer, fame, felony, football, ghetto, gun, hardcore, hockey, legal, life, making it rain, michael vick, money, morals, ninja, pacman jones, pitbulls, power, resisting arrest, rough, sports, stripper, tank johnson, toughness, trial, world according to bob
Hard Bats and Soft Balls
• May 5, 2007 • Leave a CommentPosted in Chris Saabo, Coco Crisp, Jennie Finch, WORTH, allergies, armbands, babes, barry bonds, baseball, baseball pants, beer, catcher, cleats, college, company picnic, defense, eyeblack, family reunion, flipup sunglasses, grass stain, home run, lawn mowing, left bench, men's league, mullet, nads, newborn, pitcher, recreation, right field, softball, spandex, steroids, sweatbands, sweatpants, teet, third base, triathletes
PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?
• May 4, 2007 • 1 CommentPosted in Austin Croshere, Avery Johnson, Baron Davis, Biedrins, Dallas, Dirk, Golden State, Jason Terry, Jim Mora, Mavericks, Nowitzki, Oakland, Predator, Stephen Jackson, Steve Nash, Tony Montana, Tupac, Warriors, basketball, pitbulls, playoffs, sports
