The World According To Bob

I know what you’re thinking…why the hell would anyone care how someone named Bob sees the world?  

I will answer you.

Bob is every man.  Bob is every woman.  Bob is the voice of one and many generations. 

“Bob” is a palindrome, reading the same backwards as forwards.  This speaks to his universal appeal, his consistency from beginning to end, and his excellent symmetry.  His is the Michalengelo’s ‘David’ of names.

Bob has nothing in common with the fantastic, but unassociated Bill Murray movie “What About Bob?”  Bob is not related to Bob Sanders of the Indianapolis Colts, though both are talented beyond all belief, nor is he related to Bob Barker, though he does love him some “Price Is Right.”

Bob, in his truest essence, is his own man.  He tries to be clear-headed and sensible, objective when he can, opinionated when he can’t.  Most of all, he aims to craft a unique voice that will entice, engage, entertain, occasionally aggravate, and always arouse…suspicion, that is.

Bob is here for you and hopes you will be here for him.  And he hopes it will be that way for quite some time.  

Bob is saying “Hello.”

~ by Bob on April 28, 2007.